Friday, August 15, 2008

Bloggin' Days

Man, blogging everyday is tough, which is why I haven't done it. I think I'm going to get on the Paul Krugman schedule and post Mondays and Fridays; and in the meantime I'll teach at Harvard. I'll be sure to pass on my subversive ideas onto America's future. So here we go, Friday blog begin.

Cover Letters are a pain in the ass and everyone has an opinion on them. Mine personally has gone through 714 changes. If my cover letters were home runs I'd be in the baseball hall of fame.

It's too long, it's too short, this part is superfluous, stop swearing. Whatever, I'm convinced now that I'll not be employed ever. If there are this many people willing to express their views tome how many people are just thinking bad thoughts at the letters? My guess, 96%.

Thank the Cosmic Teapot for unemployment checks, cause it appears I'll be needing them.

On a much happier side note, I've created a story with a friend of mine called "Black Earth" where people turn into zombies of some sort...but trust me there's a twist. oh brother and what a twist! Stay tuned for more details.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Whatever! You asked me for those comments. Not like they were unsolicited like when I sold you those magazine subscriptions or the Sees candy bars in front of Safeway. Don't worry though...the only person I can think of who was unemployed until they died is Jesus. Guess no one wanted hand made furniture from a seditious libeller.