That's what I'm talking about

"that's what I'm talking about" I love this expression.

Because it's never said after someone talks about something. That would be silly.

"And in conclusion I say that the Russian-Georgia relations were icy to begin with and the conflict which developed in August of 2008, was a collective fault...That's what i'm talking about. Back with more here on CNN"

"That's what i'm talkin' about" Is always said after actions. Let's say I woop up my friend at the yearly circle jerk, and then make him eat the cookie. Then I yell "That's what i'm talking about! EAT IT!" That's the more proper usage.

The thing was, I wasn't talking the whole time I was blowing a load, I wasn't talking about what I was doing or what was going through my mind, that would just be weird.

"See what I'm doing now, I'm vigorously rubbing up and down on my penis with my hand while thinking about Kim Kardashian competing in the pole vault, yeah see here sometimes I close my eyes, and you know what I'm getting close here and I am going to make you eat the whole thing, not a nibble like last year. I am almost done, Kim has cleared 16 feet and i think I'm about to ..." Pop! "See that's what I'm talking about."

Gotta be careful talking out loud like that though, some people still call into phone sex lines. And then the that's what I'm talking about
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I have proof that God loves us. true story. Wait no, it's the opposite of that. He's not too happy with people. Why? because he created oil and he put it below the feet of crazy people. Maybe not crazy, just very poor and very angry people. You know Iran, Bolivia, The United States.

Maybe it's that boorish behavior creates hydrocarbons, There sure is lot of circumstantial evidence to back me up on this. There's nothing substantial in Great Britain or Japan. I think it's a proven fact at this point.

So I have a new get rich easy scheme, I've just decided that my newest occupation will be to walk around and poke people in the chest and yell obscenities in no general direction. Maybe i'll promise myself 70 virgins and lose my sense of humor as well. Then once oil develops under my yard i'll lease it out to Exxon. Then every once in a while I'll just steal candy from a baby or swear a jihad on a television show just to keep supplies fresh and coming.