Give me dairy breath. But you really can't escape the goodness of protein and alcohol. Now if I could just find a way to mix a steak with my martini.
On a side note: I mixed 1 part vanilla vodka, 1 part $2.99 marsala wine, and 2 parts milk (basically whatever I could reach) and then drank it. It was delicious although the acidic wine burnt the shit outta my inner mouth chancer sore.
What should I call this gift from the gods at the Milk Processing Board?
1) a Hairy Russian
2) Thommy Boy Needs Help (or longer arms)
3) Franco Russian Goodness
4) A Mousolenin, maybe a Stalini?
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