Old People Can Be Evil Too

Okay, this post raises two very important questions, at least important in my tiny little pixilated world. The picture first:

Here’s the scoop, these two old birds took two homeless men under their wing and then ran them over with cars once the insurance policies they took out on the bums cleared. I guess it wasn’t much of a shock given the way old people drive generally.

Look at ‘em, blue jays waiting to be some prison rooster's catch…that could be your Grandma, if you’re a white person, or adopted by white people. Is that one on the right smiling? I guess good manners are hard too break, much like coffee addictions. The story goes that these two AARP members were busted because the one on the left took out too many insurance policies. How much coverage is too much for the life of a vagrant you ask? 2.3 million, Ching! Do insurance companies do background checks on the subject of policies before signing off on the policy to a recently acquainted third party? I think we might have a little more investigation of such shenanigans after this hooey.

“I’m sorry person who has known the subject of this policy for only 3 weeks, the life of this crack addled porn star you wish to insure is not worth $100,000 dollars as you requested. Just the touching his dad did to him in his youth makes the upper limit of this policy $15,000.”

Who says you can’t put a value on human life?

The second and I believe the more important issue is, why do I get all my news from Yahoo!? Maybe its because it punctuates itself, a thing as all you grammar nazis know I need more of (parentheses here to not end sentence with word ‘of’). It’s really not the most novel place to get news from, everyone sees it, so I’m really not adding much to the blogosphere besides some more boring font and a couple of swear words stung together with prepositions. Eh, what’s another voice in the choir.

p.s. The link if you all care, I think the link says it all:

p.p.s. So, the tags on this are in alphabetical order, which was not how they were intended. I had originally written"Addiction, I, Question, Yahoo, old, ladies, kill, bums"; har har right?

now look what is says. go on. On a lighter note, hits are up.